My 99 Cents

The Golden Globe Awards are coming up, and soon after that the holiest day in the CelebrityLand calendar – Oscar night – will be upon us.

This can only mean one thing – it’s time to celebrate the worst movies ever made.

I personally enjoyed Maxim mag’s 50 worst-of-all-time movie list, a funny rundown of the awful, the pointless and the inept.

But before we begin, a digression. Maxim’s eclectic editorial content includes offerings such as: Girls, Sports, Games, Sex, Entertainment, Stupid Fun [See 'Entertainment'?], Hotties [see also 'Girls'?], Gear, Shop [see also 'Gear'?], and, well, you get the idea. Loads of pix ‘n fashion. Like Cosmo, I guess, but for boys.

Nonetheless, their bad-movie list is funny, comprehensive, and Patch Adams is # 3.

And here’s Wikipedia’s excellent list of the terrible.

The real connoisseur’s task, though, is picking the Single Worst Movie Ever Made. Could the world ever come together and agree on one movie so risible, so vile, so howlingly implausible that it merits this distinction?

What’s your vote for worst of the worst in the history of the truly bad?

[UPDATE]: re: Marno’s choice of worst of the worst, I remind her of “Star Odyssey” starring Yanti Sommer and Gianni Garko ( a double dose of charisma!). Here’s a tribute page, for a glimpse of badness for the ages.